Biffy Bus

For some reason, I was standing out on the side of a road in the middle of nowhere. It was a dusty, abandoned road. Suddenly there was a tour bus parked in front of me. I swear I was with someone, but I can't remember now. I somehow knew that Simon Neil, the singer of the band Biffy Clyro, was the driver.
He came out, and I asked him for his autograph. He was in a police uniform. He told me he would give me it later, but he was too busy. But he gave me it anyway.

Then I woke up. I was really excited. I was looking forward to telling my mates, "I got Simon Neils autograph!" Suddenly I had a thought that he may not have been Simon Neil, but just a man pretending. I suddenly thought he may not have touched the the paper with the pen, just hovered over it.

Then I woke up again. Must have fallen asleep. I now realized that it was obviously all a dream. Weird.